If you ever read comic books when you were a kid, you probably still remember when Superman proposed to Lois Lane. The first thing Kenty-boy did was get her a ring. But it wasn't any ordinary ring, oh no -- not for the boy scout in the blue tights. To prove his undying love for her, he actually created his own "I'd kill for that Rock" diamond by crushing a hunk of coal (in his bare hands - swoon).

In comic book land this resulted in a perfectly cut, precisely formed diamond, because as kids we all knew that diamonds are formed deep in the earth as a result of coal being pressurized, but also as kids we didn't know they actually had to be cut.Well, guess what? I'm pretty sure Superman has another job, because it turns out there's this company called
LifeGems that will crush the crap out of your loved one and turn them into a diamond that you can wear forever. Well, technically they crush the crap out of your loved one's ashes, since they need the carbon to make the diamond.
The jewellery geek in me thinks this is pretty cool, but the rest of me (granted, there's not a whole lot left after you extract the geek) thinks it is Pretty Screwed Up...
I find the whole concept extremely disturbing, I mean what happens when they get into general circulation....you know, in 20 years time, granny dies and you inherit her treasured heirlooms.With these things in circulation, buying antique rings and necklaces would be an entirely different process.
Imagine Murano Silver in 20 years...."Can I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like to see that diamond ring in the window, the one on offer."
"You mean Harold? He's been with us for quite some time. He's in a lovely platinum setting."
They can even laser ID them. Can you imagine the ID's
"On your finger lies squeezed Edna, and her dog Mr Snuffles."
I'm not kidding about the dog either, they can even do this to your pets!!!

So I won't be selling these (no matter how much you want one) I just couldn't be responsible for the future dinner party conversations relatives might have...
Host:
"Oh, I just LOVE your ring! It's beautiful."
Your Great Niece:
"Thanks so much. It's made from the cremated remains of great Aunt Edna. Oh, and her dog Mr Snuffles."
Host: [
insert vomming sounds here]
**Please note: I do not want anyone to do this to me, I'd haunt you if you did, besides have you seen what people do with their rings on....Would you want me to be watching from the afterlife???